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7 Things George Bush Know About Poker

July 27th, 2008 | by the MDB |

We all know about George Dubbya and his infamous Bushisms, but reading between the lines, what do they tell you about playing poker?

Take a look and learn why George Bush would probably be leading you on a merry dance round the poker table, he ain’t stupid you know

1. “They misunderestimated me.” - disguise and deception are important in poker, you must keep your opponents guessing at all times, don’t let them get a feel for your play… reel them in… make them misunderestimate you.




2. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.”  - don’t rile a fish, don’t make them determined to bite, coexist with them, encourage and support them and they can feed you for a lifetime… kill them off and the sea will become barren. 




3. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” - as much of the damage on the poker table comes from within as it does the other players… beware the self destructive nature of man… control that and you are well along the road to profit.




4. “I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be — hold hands.”  - on the poker table change your game according to the situation, choose when to bluff, choose when to press and remember that 7 2o isn’t a need to be hold hand




5. “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” - don’t play too long, get off the table before some smart guy figures out your game.




6. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” - the most popular card game in the world is Tennessee holdem, I know it’s Texas, probably Tennessee… yup you heard it here first!




7. “I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand — but the president doesn’t have a magic wand. You just can’t say, ‘low gas.’” - and finally George reminds you, there ain’t no magic wand, you can’t choose the cards you get or the flops that come… you just have to yield to them.

So that’s why if George Bush ever asks you to play poker, just play for pretzels.

Best of Luck & Thank you,



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